The photo diary of a friendly green alien who lives in my apartment.
Mr. Green brings some bacon to St. Anthony, the Holy Patron Saint of Bacon.
Personal hygiene is no laughing matter.
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Mr. Green is shamelessly trying to cash in on the holiday. He now calls himself "Lil' Baby G-$us" and has set up this improvised nativity scene, accepting cash gifts from not-so-wise men.
Mr. Green is stunned by the exciting new femme fatale that has appeared out of nowhere.
First of all, Mr. Green, that's not a good place to to go fishing. Secondly, it is not okay to use your friend as bait. Finally, you better not roll that dental floss back on the roll!
Ladies, watch out! Mr. Green is ready for spring!!
Revenge of the Cheez Doodles from Morten Hoff on Vimeo.
Mr. Green has no shame in his game, now he's even trying to break into the lolcat market!!
Mr. Green opts for an eco-friendly Halloween outfit this year.He may not look too scary but make no mistake: Give him candy or you will be probed!
Chestburger from Morten Hoff on Vimeo.
Green Flu is the new Swine Flu.
Fridge Surveillance Cam from Morten Hoff on Vimeo.
Mr. Green Drops It Like It Hot from Morten Hoff on Vimeo.
Mr. Green is doing the prophet thing these days. I try just to ignore him.