Friday 26 October 2012

First Snow!


First Snow!, originally uploaded by Morten Hoff.

Monday 7 May 2012

Blessed be thy bacon


Blessed be thy bacon, originally uploaded by Morten Hoff.

Mr. Green brings some bacon to St. Anthony, the Holy Patron Saint of Bacon.

Thursday 5 April 2012

Remember to Floss, Kids!


Remember to Floss, Kids!, originally uploaded by Morten Hoff.

Personal hygiene is no laughing matter.

Thursday 31 March 2011

LL Cool Green


LL Cool Green, originally uploaded by Morten Hoff.

Ladies Love Cool Green. (Well, those with low standards do.) And now you too can love, or at least "Like" him, at his new Facebook page dedicated to shameless self promotion:

Mr. Green's Official Facebook Page

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New Mr. Green Facebook page

Mr Green now has a new Page on Facebook. Head over here to check it out:
Mr. Green's awesome Facebook page

Tuesday 21 December 2010

Mr. Green in tha crib


Mr. Green in tha crib, originally uploaded by Morten Hoff.

Mr. Green is shamelessly trying to cash in on the holiday. He now calls himself "Lil' Baby G-$us" and has set up this improvised nativity scene, accepting cash gifts from not-so-wise men.

Tuesday 2 November 2010

Hello Handsome Green Stranger


Hello Handsome Green Stranger, originally uploaded by Morten Hoff.

Mr. Green is stunned by the exciting new femme fatale that has appeared out of nowhere.

Monday 4 October 2010

Mr. Green Goes Fishing


Mr. Green Goes Fishing, originally uploaded by Morten Hoff.

First of all, Mr. Green, that's not a good place to to go fishing. Secondly, it is not okay to use your friend as bait. Finally, you better not roll that dental floss back on the roll!

Friday 26 March 2010

Intergalactic Lover


Intergalactic Lover, originally uploaded by Morten Hoff.

Ladies, watch out! Mr. Green is ready for spring!!

Thursday 31 December 2009

Happy New Year!!


Happy New Year!!, originally uploaded by Morten Hoff.

Monday 2 November 2009

FAKE LOLCAT !


FAKE LOLCAT !, originally uploaded by Morten Hoff.

Mr. Green has no shame in his game, now he's even trying to break into the lolcat market!!

Saturday 31 October 2009

Happy Hallogreen!


Happy Hallogreen!, originally uploaded by Morten Hoff.

Mr. Green opts for an eco-friendly Halloween outfit this year.

He may not look too scary but make no mistake: Give him candy or you will be probed!

Wednesday 7 October 2009

Thursday 1 October 2009

Green Eyes


Green Eyes, originally uploaded by Morten Hoff.

Green Flu is the new Swine Flu.

Monday 21 September 2009

Mr. Green Movie Trailer

Sweet Cheeks


Sweet Cheeks, originally uploaded by Morten Hoff.

Friday 19 June 2009

Let There Be Light


Let There Be Light, originally uploaded by Morten Hoff.

Mr. Green is doing the prophet thing these days. I try just to ignore him.