Does my head look big in this??!

Does my head look big in this??!, originally uploaded by Morten Hoff.

Green Gladiator

Green Gladiator, originally uploaded by Morten Hoff.

Mr Green: April Fool Prankster

Mr Green: April Fool Prankster, originally uploaded by Morten Hoff.

Mr Green obviously went through a lot of work to set up this elaborate, but oh so evil April fool prank

Mr Green: Intergalactic Player of the Year

Mr Green: Intergalactic Player of the Year, originally uploaded by Morten Hoff.

Mr Green lets his chain hang low as he enters the spotlight.

Mr. Green: Food Fashionista

Mr. Green: Food Fashionista, originally uploaded by Morten Hoff.

Mr. Green's picks for the spring season; Lettuce vest, potato sneakers and a cheese bandana.

Alien Anatomy

Alien Anatomy, originally uploaded by Morten Hoff.

Practice Makes Perfect

Practice Makes Perfect, originally uploaded by Morten Hoff.

Mr Green is learning that applying principles of human anatomy into alien artwork is harder than expected.

Mr. Green playing God

Mr. Green playing God, originally uploaded by Morten Hoff.

Time and again, I take Mr Green to the art museum, but every time he decides to clown about and have us all thrown out!

Mr. Green loves some red

Mr. Green loves some red, originally uploaded by Morten Hoff.

How did he even get in there?!

Alien Gothic

Alien Gothic, originally uploaded by Morten Hoff.

Mr. Green is clowning around at the art museum again.

Wrong Place, Wrong Time

Wrong Place, Wrong Time, originally uploaded by Morten Hoff.

At that moment, Mr. Green regretted very badly not checking his GPS coordinates before trying to land his little UFO.

Celebrating Charles Darwin

Celebrating Charles Darwin, originally uploaded by Morten Hoff.

12. February 2009 marked the 200th anniversary of Charles Darwin's birthday.
To you creationists and "intelligent design" followers who still deny evolution through natural selection - I bet you feel pretty stupid looking at this piece of hard evidence.
;-)

Disco Alien

Disco Alien, originally uploaded by Morten Hoff.

During the 70's, Mr.Green was one lean green disco machine!

Hug a green thug!

Hug a green thug!, originally uploaded by Morten Hoff.

The TV cameras seemed to miss it, but I snapped a shot of Mr. Green trying to get a hug from Obama during the inauguration. Taken with my telezoom 6 timezones away.

Family Reunion

Family Reunion, originally uploaded by Morten Hoff.

Mr. Green is shocked as he reunites with a long lost family member. Now there were rumorus that earthlings messed with his head after that unfortunate Roswell incident, but this is even worse than expected!

Essential reading

Essential reading, originally uploaded by Morten Hoff.

Mr. Green is reading his unauthorized biography. Damn those paparazzi !!

Happy New Year!

Happy New Year!, originally uploaded by Morten Hoff.

Mr. Green has expensive habits - he demands not only to drink Moët, he bathes in it!

Merry Alien X-Mas from Mr. Green!

Merry Alien X-Mas from Mr. Green!, originally uploaded by Morten Hoff.

Mr. Green prefers to go someplace warmer for the holiday season.

Mr Green the Gardener

Mr Green the Gardener, originally uploaded by Morten Hoff.

Hiding in the flowers.

Blue Buddies

Blue Buddies, originally uploaded by Morten Hoff.

While Mr. Green a.k.a. Mr. Salmon is experimenting with food colour, his blue buddies have their own choice of poison.