Mr. Green in tha crib

Mr. Green in tha crib, originally uploaded by Morten Hoff.

Mr. Green is shamelessly trying to cash in on the holiday. He now calls himself "Lil' Baby G-$us" and has set up this improvised nativity scene, accepting cash gifts from not-so-wise men.

Hello Handsome Green Stranger

Hello Handsome Green Stranger, originally uploaded by Morten Hoff.

Mr. Green is stunned by the exciting new femme fatale that has appeared out of nowhere.

Mr. Green Goes Fishing

Mr. Green Goes Fishing, originally uploaded by Morten Hoff.

First of all, Mr. Green, that's not a good place to to go fishing. Secondly, it is not okay to use your friend as bait. Finally, you better not roll that dental floss back on the roll!

Intergalactic Lover

Intergalactic Lover, originally uploaded by Morten Hoff.

Ladies, watch out! Mr. Green is ready for spring!!