First Snow!

First Snow!, originally uploaded by Morten Hoff.

Blessed be thy bacon

Blessed be thy bacon, originally uploaded by Morten Hoff.

Mr. Green brings some bacon to St. Anthony, the Holy Patron Saint of Bacon.

Remember to Floss, Kids!

Remember to Floss, Kids!, originally uploaded by Morten Hoff.

Personal hygiene is no laughing matter.

LL Cool Green

LL Cool Green, originally uploaded by Morten Hoff.

Ladies Love Cool Green. (Well, those with low standards do.) And now you too can love, or at least "Like" him, at his new Facebook page dedicated to shameless self promotion:

Mr. Green's Official Facebook Page

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New Mr. Green Facebook page

Mr Green now has a new Page on Facebook. Head over here to check it out:
Mr. Green's awesome Facebook page

Mr. Green in tha crib

Mr. Green in tha crib, originally uploaded by Morten Hoff.

Mr. Green is shamelessly trying to cash in on the holiday. He now calls himself "Lil' Baby G-$us" and has set up this improvised nativity scene, accepting cash gifts from not-so-wise men.

Hello Handsome Green Stranger

Hello Handsome Green Stranger, originally uploaded by Morten Hoff.

Mr. Green is stunned by the exciting new femme fatale that has appeared out of nowhere.

Mr. Green Goes Fishing

Mr. Green Goes Fishing, originally uploaded by Morten Hoff.

First of all, Mr. Green, that's not a good place to to go fishing. Secondly, it is not okay to use your friend as bait. Finally, you better not roll that dental floss back on the roll!

Intergalactic Lover

Intergalactic Lover, originally uploaded by Morten Hoff.

Ladies, watch out! Mr. Green is ready for spring!!

Happy New Year!!

Happy New Year!!, originally uploaded by Morten Hoff.

Revenge of the Cheez Doodles

Revenge of the Cheez Doodles from Morten Hoff on Vimeo.

FAKE LOLCAT !

FAKE LOLCAT !, originally uploaded by Morten Hoff.

Mr. Green has no shame in his game, now he's even trying to break into the lolcat market!!

Happy Hallogreen!

Happy Hallogreen!, originally uploaded by Morten Hoff.

Mr. Green opts for an eco-friendly Halloween outfit this year.

He may not look too scary but make no mistake: Give him candy or you will be probed!

Chestburger

Chestburger from Morten Hoff on Vimeo.

Green Eyes

Green Eyes, originally uploaded by Morten Hoff.

Green Flu is the new Swine Flu.

Fridge Surveillance Cam

Fridge Surveillance Cam from Morten Hoff on Vimeo.

Mr. Green Drops It Like It's Hot!

Mr. Green Drops It Like It Hot from Morten Hoff on Vimeo.

Mr. Green Movie Trailer

Sweet Cheeks

Sweet Cheeks, originally uploaded by Morten Hoff.

Let There Be Light

Let There Be Light, originally uploaded by Morten Hoff.

Mr. Green is doing the prophet thing these days. I try just to ignore him.